The teacher (Mr. Byrd) must have a thing for long titles, because the essay assignment sheet he gave us the second day was titled, 'Essay Title: "Where I hope to be and what I hope to be doing ten years from now"'
First of all, dumbass, that should all be capitalized. Second of all, remove the phrase 'Essay Title.' It is redundant, seeing as it is at the top of the page. Third, shorten it up, or your students will hate you even more than they already do, and they won't even pretend to laugh at your dumb jokes. Even Roupal, or however you spell her name.
I'm glad I decided to type the thing. We were given a minimum amount of 200 words, and mine ended up being exactly 856 words (not including the huge-ass header I had to put on there). Ugh... he better accept it. He accepted Buma's (Buma is the guy's last name, we all call him that) paper at 166 words, so if mine isn't acceptable, I will demand to be transferred out.
I didn't want to be in that class! I wanted concert band, dammit! Oy, vei. (Or however you spell it.)