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One of those crazy teen blogger types. Completely bribe-able with coffee. An INTP.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Doctor and Car

As a follow-up to that day last week in Hell- I mean... at the hospital- performing various tests and deciding that my problem was Syncope (pronounced sin-CO-pee-uh), the doctor ordered me to get an echocardiogram done (I'm not at all sure how to spell that, but I believe that's correct). So today I'm going to Vandy Children's at 10:45 to get that done.

Until my mom comes to pick me up, I'm staying at my dad's office, screwing around on the computer (reading fanfiction, email, and blogs). I just looked out the window and saw the most awesome car in the whole world: I don't know the model, but it has a cool feel to it, and it's black with magenta rally stripes! How great is that?! It's like a scene version of the Transformer car!

It's like Bumblebee before he got all fancy. Remember, when Megan Fox calls him a 'piece of crap Camaro'? Yeah! That car!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Fanvids and a Pseudo Hiatus

Okay, so my new obsession is Youtube, especially fanvids. A fanvid is like a fanfic, only in video form. Made by a fan.

Anyway, these are the two best: Harry Potter vs. Voldemort Rap : Original Short and Dudley's Goodbye-The Reason. I believe that the titles are pretty self-explanatory.

Sorry for the sparse updates, I'm not really feeling myself lately. I feel like I never want to eat, or write, or even read. I keep catching myself making stupid mistakes and saying stupid things I never would normally. I'm really sorry, but this blog is taking a backseat until I figure out what's going on. That's not to say I won't update- I will, by all means! I love blogging, and I love this blog! I just... not as often, and maybe not as long or in-depth.

I feel like nothing I have to say is worth saying, if that makes sense.

So... yeah. Until then.


Thursday, July 23, 2009

Harry Potter vs. Voldemort Rap: Original Short (by Indy Mogul)

This video is absolutely hysterical. I recommend absolutely anything by Indy Mogul, but this is about a forty-seven on a ten-point scale.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Carisle the Ken Doll

Is it just me, or does Carlisle look kind of like a shitty Ken doll? I think it's the hair. Anyways, big thanks to ETonline.com for the pic; the title of this post links back to the page where I found it.

I'm not the most die-hard of Twilight fans (I much prefer Harry Potter), but I can appreciate a good book when I read one- and I can't wait to see the film adaptation of New Moon. Jasper has a little scene especially for himself- okay, not really, but I'll take any chance I can get to see the awesome Jackson Rathbone. I suppose I'll just have to wait for Eclipse to see more of him.

What about Breaking Dawn? Is there a load of Jasper? I read the first few chapters, then I couldn't go on. It read like a fanfiction would, and I just can't stand that in a novel (no offense, Ms. Meyer!).

Anyways, that's it for today. I did a bunch of layout editing and rearranging, so I'm not up to more than one post tonight. Until tomorrow, my friend!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Again, Been Busy

Again, I've been mercilessly busy. Again, it's with the kids. Sometimes I feel like I'm more of a parent than my parents. I mean, I'm the one that has to deal with them all day. I can not wait until August the first. I get to go off to Florida and eat five times a day, chill by the pool, go shopping- and not babysit! My immediate family won't be there!

Instead, my great-grandparents, whom I haven't seen in a while and will probably smother me with love, will be keeping me until August the fifth.

School starts on the tenth- thank God I won't have to deal with grades ten and up the first day. At Harpeth, the first day is always exclusively freshmen so we can figure out how to get to all our classes and whatnot.

I saw Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Twice! The first time was on Friday with Rachel, Katie, and Tyler. The second time was yesterday at the drive-in with my family, but Rachel was there as well (and it was her third time seeing it, darn her), so I ended up sitting with her on a blanket at the very front.

I'm now at my mom's, and you can guess what I'm doing. Blogging!

By the way, there is no way in hell I'm ever taking Home Ec. I already know all that crap, and I don't like it. If I ever need help, I'll call Katie or my grandmother.

Friday, July 10, 2009

I'm Back on MySpace!

Hey! Guess what! I am finally getting back on MySpace.

Yes, that is actually huge news. So there.

If you want to add me, click the title of this post.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

New Fanfic

Okay, I just thought I would mention that I am working on a fanfic that is becoming quite popular: Last Chance. Jasper/Hermione. Single!Alice.

Read the first three chappies; I'm working on chapter four.

My profile is here :) Clicky that link, baby!

Wednesday Morning

As I sit here, flirting over the internet, eating cheese danish, I ponder the meaning of Wednesday. I think that they suck. They're meant to make us realize how terrible our lives are.

That's all.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Top 5 Things I LOL About in Gas Stations

I wrote this in the car in a composition notebook (okay, so maybe it was the slam book...) after coming out of the filthiest gas station ever.

5. The signs on the walls always talk about hygienics, and washing your hands, and keeping healthy, but there's usually a rather visual fungus somewhere in the place.

4. The Coke is nestled between the Vault and the Bud Lite.

3. There are posters and flags adorning the walls to represent every losing team in that region of the country, but never any for good teams. (Note: more prominent in the middle of nowhere.)

2. The cashier (who is usually of a minority race) looks stoned probably 98% of the time.

And the number one thing I LOL about in gas stations...


1. In the bathrooms, the flavored condoms are smack in between the 'orgasmic erection rings' and the tampons. You can one of any of those for 75 cents each.

Top 10 Things I Hate About Being a Chick

To make up for not posting for forever, I made two lists. The next post will be the other list, okay? (You: okay!)

10. PMS stereotypes. Even though they're true.

9. Shaving. Right pain in the ass.

8. A stubborn dude is persistent. A stubborn chick is a bitch. Unfair.

7. Sexist pig jokes.

6. All that Sarah Palin crap during elections about how she could have made history. Woohoo (note sarcasm)! A female second-in-command!

5. Profanity apparently isn't ladylike (fuck that).

4. The way I get funny looks when I say I'm into blogging, podcasting, acting as tech support for the family, and math.

3. That perpetual feeling of fatness, despite being a healthy weight.

2. Tampons. 'Nuff said.

And the number one thing I hate about being a chick...


1. Feminists. Hate 'em.


I am sorry with a capital S for not writing at all! I've been uber-busy with babysitting (I don't get paid if I 'waste away' in front of the computer... whatever) and road trips (my laptop needs a new battery, it won't work unless plugged into an outlet... laptop got banned anyway grr) and stressing in general. I also have been active on FFN lately, which has been cutting in on my blogging time.

Plot bunnies. 'Nuff said.

And I forgot which email address belonged to this blog- I admit it.

Anyway, I didn't want you to think I forgot about you, or died, or something like that. I just got a life, teehee.