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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Top 10 Things I Hate About Being a Chick

To make up for not posting for forever, I made two lists. The next post will be the other list, okay? (You: okay!)

10. PMS stereotypes. Even though they're true.

9. Shaving. Right pain in the ass.

8. A stubborn dude is persistent. A stubborn chick is a bitch. Unfair.

7. Sexist pig jokes.

6. All that Sarah Palin crap during elections about how she could have made history. Woohoo (note sarcasm)! A female second-in-command!

5. Profanity apparently isn't ladylike (fuck that).

4. The way I get funny looks when I say I'm into blogging, podcasting, acting as tech support for the family, and math.

3. That perpetual feeling of fatness, despite being a healthy weight.

2. Tampons. 'Nuff said.

And the number one thing I hate about being a chick...


1. Feminists. Hate 'em.

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