No, seriously. One of my friends told me. Here it is:
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish," she says, "will God get mad at me if I give someone a valentine?"
Her father thinks for a moment, then replies. "No, I don't think he would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why him?" Melissa's father says, reeling back in shock.
"Well," Melissa says, "I thought if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, then he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved him and how he didn't hate anyone any more."
Her father's heart swells as he looks at his daughter with pride. "Melissa, that is the most wonderful thing I've ever heard someone say."
"I know," Melissa says. "And once that gets him out in the open, the Marines can shoot the fucker and really kill him."
