In order to cash in a little on the Google vs. Yahoo! search war, as well as (hopefully) entertain myself and the masses, I'm showing you some search suggestions. What I typed is in bold, the italicized is Google, and the normal text is from Yahoo! The winner will be declared in bold on the line below the 'battle.'
Bella Swan is a Mary Sue a mary sue
Tie
(Overtime: Bella Swan is pathetic played by)
Google
Harry Potter is better than Twilight evil
Google
Omegle conversations omega
Google
Diet plans pills
Google
How to get pregnant rich
Yahoo!
I like turtles to move it
Google
and the finals...
Bo Burnham Bice
Google
So, Google kicks Yahoo!'s arse 6-1.
BOOM.
About the Author
- Artemis.
- One of those crazy teen blogger types. Completely bribe-able with coffee. An INTP.
Showing posts with label yahoo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yahoo. Show all posts
Friday, February 26, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Homophobic Jackasses Need to Burn in Hell
Sorry for the obscenity. People like this REALLY piss me off:
"Homosexuality is a mental illness,period!Why and when did our great Military allow people with this sickness to enter?Or was it the case where nothing was said and they slipped through the cracks?Either way,if it goes on,it will be the end of our military establishment as well.Men and Women make up our fighting force,not loons!"
That is a direct copy-paste from the comments section on one of Yahoo!'s news stories (link in the title of this post for ya).
Thank you to Jeremy, Michelle, and all the others that defended gays. Here's one of my favorite retorts:
"I am a happily married heterosexual that believes that being gay is a bad choice and a mental illness."
"One more thing, mental illness is NOT a choice nor has it ever been. Are you HONESTLY suggesting that people who are schizophrenic CHOSE to be that way? You use these words like "mental illness" yet prove in the context of your writing that you really dont understand what those words mean. Tell me something, are you a psychiatrist? If no then shut the F up. I will have you know that gayness is NOT considered an illness in psychiatry no matter HOW MUCH you say it is. Say it some more... maybe next time you can convince yourself that you are right."
Way to go, Jeremy. You're my new best friend :)
Disclaimer: no, I'm not gay, I just don't think they're "sick" or "disgusting." They're people, and all you damn homophobes need to get the hell over it.
All right, I'm done cursing now.
"Homosexuality is a mental illness,period!Why and when did our great Military allow people with this sickness to enter?Or was it the case where nothing was said and they slipped through the cracks?Either way,if it goes on,it will be the end of our military establishment as well.Men and Women make up our fighting force,not loons!"
That is a direct copy-paste from the comments section on one of Yahoo!'s news stories (link in the title of this post for ya).
Thank you to Jeremy, Michelle, and all the others that defended gays. Here's one of my favorite retorts:
"I am a happily married heterosexual that believes that being gay is a bad choice and a mental illness."
"One more thing, mental illness is NOT a choice nor has it ever been. Are you HONESTLY suggesting that people who are schizophrenic CHOSE to be that way? You use these words like "mental illness" yet prove in the context of your writing that you really dont understand what those words mean. Tell me something, are you a psychiatrist? If no then shut the F up. I will have you know that gayness is NOT considered an illness in psychiatry no matter HOW MUCH you say it is. Say it some more... maybe next time you can convince yourself that you are right."
Way to go, Jeremy. You're my new best friend :)
Disclaimer: no, I'm not gay, I just don't think they're "sick" or "disgusting." They're people, and all you damn homophobes need to get the hell over it.
All right, I'm done cursing now.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)