Google vs. Yahoo!

In order to cash in a little on the Google vs. Yahoo! search war, as well as (hopefully) entertain myself and the masses, I'm showing you some search suggestions. What I typed is in bold, the italicized is Google, and the normal text is from Yahoo! The winner will be declared in bold on the line below the 'battle.'

Bella Swan is a Mary Sue a mary sue
Tie


(Overtime: Bella Swan is pathetic played by)
Google

Harry Potter is better than Twilight evil
Google

Omegle conversations omega
Google

Diet plans pills
Google


How to get pregnant rich
Yahoo!

I like turtles to move it
Google

and the finals...

Bo Burnham Bice
Google

So, Google kicks Yahoo!'s arse 6-1.

BOOM.

"I Hate Twilight."

Wow, guys. That is just... amazing!

It might say something about the type of people that are attracted to my writing (or at least my polls, hehe), but most of y'all said you hate Twilight on that poll.

Don't worry if you want to put in your two cents' worth- the poll is still open for voting until 11:59 PM (Central Time), January 31st, 2010.

Knock yourself out!

No Team Mike?

What? Surely, there's a few Mike fans. No? All right, then...

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then you need to get the eff over to the right side and take the monthly poll. Why? It's important!

And I would have at least thought there'd be some freaking Emmett fans. Eric I can understand, but no Emmett fans?! You people disappoint me.