Jesus Christ, I'm So Goddamn Blasphemous!

Just a little drabble-sketch my friend Persephone and I came up with.

God: "Jesus Christ, those two girls keep taking my goddamn name in vain! It's fucking annoying!"
Jesus: "Dad? Are you okay?"
God: "I'm kidding. Fuckin' Christ, Jesus, learn to take a goddamn joke."
Jesus: "I didn't know you had a sense of humor, Dad!"
God: "Fuck, of course I have a sense of humor! I made chihuahuas, didn't I? Jesus Christ, kids these days have to have everything explained right out for them."

Yeah, we're awful. We know.